Stupid Writers of SPAM

I found this in my SPAM folder, and thought it was too hilarious not to share. You'd think they'd bother to at least learn grammar and spelling if they're going to attempt to intimidate you with an email, and convince you to send them money.

Sat, May 11, 2013 at 9:19 PM

Sat, 9:19 PM

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from Department of Homeland Security - ICE to recipients

Delivery Of Your 2 Consignment Boxes (No: 00445 And 00484)

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• Department of Homeland Security - ICE
   

Department of Homeland Security - ICE

      Office of International Affairs

The motto of ICE is "Integrity, Courage, and Excellence

      National Drug Law Enforcement Agency

                        (NDLEA)

Tel: 916-222-5435

ATTN

Consignments Label No:  00445 And 00484.

Consignments Serial No: 5678001 And  5679334.

Notice:  This is to remind you that if you fail to reply this email within 48hours we assume that you are terrorist and we shall track you down.

We write to inform and update you that  United Nations UN has ordered us the Homeland to release your 2 consignment boxes that has been in our custody  from International Monetary Fund (IMF) your rightful inheritance. This arrangement was made during the last UN conference in New York.

You are requested to send only $380 for Release Order Certificate and your boxes would be sent to your given address  through Air Cargo which you would claim by presenting any of  your valid ID and release Order Certificate  accordingly.  Below are details where to send the fee for Release Order Certificate and your 2 boxes would be forwarded to your nearest Airport through Air Cargo within 24hours.

Rceiver:  Julie  Mayo

Location: Benicia, CA 04510, U.S.A.

Exact Amount: $380

Western Union MTCN...............

OR

Moneygram Ref..........................

Sender's Name............

Location.....................

Tel..............................

Congratulations And Thanks For Your Patience...

Yours Faithfully

Officer Robin Clerk

National Drug Law Enforcement Agency

            (NDLEA)

Tel: 916-222-5435

I got a particularly good chuckle from "we assume that you are terrorist and we shall track you down."